a-tardis-at-downton

oh-right-thats-johnlock asked:

(my sister and my cousin and i recently went to Canada and our favorite passtime was making anti-pick-up lines so bear with me here) Girl you a star? Cuz you an expansive ball of gas. Girl do you workout? Cuz you probably should... Girl you a princess? Cuz we need to lock you up in a tower cuz you're pretty cray. Girl you The Little Mermaid? Cuz i need you to change your bodily structure to please me. (That's just a little sample!)

a-tardis-at-downton answered:

Hahahaha, OMG these are perfectly horrible! I love it!